[table style="width: 557px; height: 372px;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"][tbody][tr][td colspan="2" align="center"][div align="center"][div style="text-align: left;"]From BBSpot.........
[/div][font]Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants [/font][/p] [/div] [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]11.[/td] [td align="left"]Disembodied head of Bill Gates - It's just too creepy.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left" width="28"]10.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Agent Smith - Kept assimilating all the user's documents.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]9.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Oprah - Head wouldn't fit on the damn screen.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]8.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Leafy, the Marijuana leaf - "It looks like you're smoking a joint! Do you need some help with that?"[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]7.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Kickajoo the Kangaroo - Australian accent too hard to understand.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]6.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Barney the Dinosaur - Customers spending a ton of money replacing monitors with bullet holes in them while trying to shoot Barney.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]5.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Barfy the Hobo - Children loved him until he threw up on their shoes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]4.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Tux the Penguin - Someone in the assistant creation department has a bad sense of humor... and no job.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]3.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Primi the Fetus - Pro-life groups protested, because you could abort the use of it.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left" height="16"]2.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Stevie the Em-Ballmer - Too frightening for users of any age.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td align="left"]1.[/td] [td align="left" width="473"]Dell Tech Support Guy - Couldn't make him give any helpful answers.[/td][/tr][/tbody][/table]
