[div style="width: 100%;"] [p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal"]Sex with a person twice your age of you at this
very time. [/p][p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal"] [/p] [p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal"]What about half as old
??[/p][p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"]
[/p][p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"]Half as old, sure, I do that almost every night.
(Not quite, but close!)[/p][p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"]
[/p][p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"]Twice as old....errr, no way. They'd have already been embalmed at that point. Ewwwwww.
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This cute young gal is at a party when she notices this distinguished older gentlemen in a Army uniform standing off to the side. She's quite taken by him, and decides to flirt a bit. After a little conversation, she asks him teasingly, "So Captain, when was the last time you had sex?"
The Captain looks her in the eye and replies, "1958, young lady."
The gal is shocked. "Oh my god, 1958! That's such a long time ago!"
The Captain looks at his watch and says, "Not really....it's only 2130 right now."
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