[FONT color=#003366 size=7]9 WORDS WOMEN USE[/FONT][FONT size=2 face=Tahoma] [/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=5](1)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Fine:[/FONT][FONT size=2 face=Tahoma] [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to
shut up.[/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](2)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Five Minutes: [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.[/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](3)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Nothing:[/FONT][FONT size=2 face=Tahoma] [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]This is the calm before the storm.[/FONT][FONT size=2 face=Tahoma] [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. [/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](4)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Go Ahead: [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It! [/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](5)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Loud Sigh: [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)[/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](6)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]That's Okay: [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. [/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](7)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Thanks:[/FONT][FONT size=2 face=Tahoma] [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true,
unless she says 'Thanks
a lot'
- then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5] Whatever: [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]Is a women's way of saying S[/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5 face=Tahoma].[/FONT][A title=blocked::mailto:C.R.E.W.@#$EW href="mailto:C.R.E.W.@#$EW"][FONT title=blocked::mailto:C.R.E.W.@#$EW color=#993300 size=5 face=Tahoma][U title=blocked::mailto:C.R.E.W.@#$EW]C.R.E.W.[/U][/FONT][/A][FONT color=#993300 size=5]YOU! [/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6](9)[/FONT][FONT color=#003366 size=5]Don't worry about it, I got it: [/FONT][FONT color=#993300 size=5]Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.[/FONT]
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[FONT color=#993300 size=5]* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can[/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=5]avoid if they remember the terminology.[/FONT]
[FONT color=#993300 size=6]* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true.[/FONT]
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