German men have been voted the world's worst lovers.
They won the dubious title Hans down after being branded too SMELLY between the sheets.
Spanish men were voted the best, followed by Brazilians and Italians in the 20-nation survey by global research site www.OnePoll.com.
A spokesman said: "Well-travelled women have named and shamed those who don't satisfy them when it comes to making love.
TOP 10
1 Spain. 2 Brazil. 3 Italy. 4 France. 5 Ireland. 6 South Africa. 7 Australia. 8 New Zealand. 9 Denmark. 10 Canada.
BOTTOM 10
1 Germany (too smelly) 2 England (too lazy) 3 Sweden (too quick) 4 Holland (too dominating) 5 America (too rough) 6 Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7 Wales (too selfish) 8 Scotland (too loud) 9 Turkey (too sweaty) 10 Russia (too hairy)
