Holiday complaints

Started by Gopher, Jul 30 09 11:03

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Gopher

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 "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store
 does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
 
 "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I
 often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be
 banned."
 
 "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost
 every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
 
 "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to
 bring our swimming costumes and towels."
 
 A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who
 spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this
 rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
 
 A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been
 locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not
 disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
 
 "The beach was too sandy."
 
 "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your
 brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
 
 A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick
 and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
 
 "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was
 ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
 
 "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street
 trader, only to find out they were fake."
 
 "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were
 startled."
 
 "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only
 took the Americans three hours to get home."
 
 "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'
 three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
 
 "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're
 trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"
 
 "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish.
 The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
 
 "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
 
 "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly
 guests before we travel."
 
 "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."
 
 "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
 double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I
 find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us
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A fool's paradise is better than none.

P.C.

omg Gophie, those are hilarious.  It never ceases to amaze me how people can find something to complain about in almost ANY given situation.    
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