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P.C.

#2175
Nov 17 08 10:03
An octuple.  Hmmm.  That's only four fifths of a decadruple.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

#2176
Nov 17 08 10:11
I think I asked for that once, just for a laugh :)

Now I remember I went into a bar one Saturday morning and asked for a couple of tom collinses, which I really liked as hangover kill/cures....cuts through the smoke and dust..

So the waitress asks, "is somebody joining you?" - because I ordered two.

So I said, trying to be funny, "naw, nobody here, just me and the monkey" - but when I got to the part about "the monkey" my voice broke and went all gravelly and garbled - so it really sounded like hell!

tff !



 

P.C.

#2177
Nov 17 08 10:17
As long as it didn't come out   "Naw, nobody here...just me and my mommy".    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

#2178
Nov 17 08 10:23
Told a buddy about that and he had done a similar thing - goes into a bar and orders a couple of scotches - waitress says 'is somebody joining you?'  and he says..."who would wanna sit with me?" - was supposed to be a good-natured joke, but came out all creaky and garbled, so she just looked at him weird and avoided him after that..  

P.C.

#2179
Nov 17 08 10:27
hahahaaaaa

  I think I must sleep.  Nice talking to ya weird al.  The lounge is always open...hope to see ya soon.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#2180
Nov 20 08 09:11
Boozy hot cocoa, anyone?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#2181
Nov 20 08 09:16
Oh Yum !  I'll have a tankard if you please.....I mean a cup.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

#2182
Nov 20 08 09:30
     

P.C.

#2183
Nov 20 08 09:37
The alcohol cancels out the caffeine.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#2184
Nov 20 08 09:57
I guess I'm not going to get my boozy chocy cup.      
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#2185
Nov 20 08 10:12
*stirs cup*
 Sorry, I'm asleep at the wheel.
 
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Michel

#2186
Nov 20 08 10:12
   

Sportsdude

#2187
Nov 20 08 10:14
Financiapocalypse continues I need more beer. lol
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Russ

#2188
Nov 21 08 12:29
The second bond isnt as good as the first one.

I was on egg nog and spiced rum earlier...

sorry to have missed everyone in here! Ill have to catch you all later.
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lil Me

#2189
Nov 23 08 09:02
Anyone want some honey roasted macadamias?  My mom gave me a bag.  MMMMMMM.
 
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein
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