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Gopher

Jun 13 09 10:52
Imagine you owned a newspaper and wanted to stimulate sales. What front page headlines would you use to grab everyone's attention?  
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van_guy

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Jun 13 09 07:28
 Gopher wrote:
Imagine you owned a newspaper and wanted to stimulate sales. What front page headlines would you use to grab everyone's attention?  

Imminent Danger !!!  Expert says ... "Run for your LIVES".

the column cold be about jogging reducing cholestoral or something ...
 
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Lil Me

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Jun 13 09 09:43
I'm a sucker for investigative journalism, so anything that uncovers a "secret" in government, manufacturing, food inspection, crooked cops...
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Gopher

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Jun 14 09 11:15
 Chastity Bono Fathers New Malawian Child For Madonna  
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Ummm

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Jun 14 09 12:22
Elvis Discovered Living On Mars With Alien Swine Flue Superpower
 
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