riddles anyone?

[P.C.]

EEEK !  She's quite creepy !

[nhl367]

ill give you the riddle then ill go

RIDDLE:

If you only had one match and entered a room in which there was a wood buring stove, an oil burner, and a kerosene lamp which one would you light first?  

[Gopher]

 The match  

[P.C.]

The match. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k055.gif" border=0]  

[nhl367]

[P align=center]CONGRATZ GOPHER

as a reward a life suply of matches

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[nhl367]

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 feet 10 inches. what does he weigh?  

[P.C.]

Meat ?  

[nhl367]

[P align=center]aww...

GOOD JOB PC
ur reward is...meat. lol

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[DIV align=center]wait its the karma piggy !!!![/DIV]

[nhl367]

k heres one that u might not get right off the bat.

Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant and says "there is a fly in my tea" The waiter says "No problem, madam. i will bring a fresh cup of tea." A few minutes later Betty shouts  "get the manager! this is the same cup of tea!"

how did she know?    

[P.C.]

  Umm.  Why did the waiter bring her fresh tea, when the fly was in her soup ?

[nhl367]

P.C. wrote:
   Umm.  Why did the waiter bring her fresh tea, when the fly was in her soup ?

  umm wouldnt u want a new cup of tea if u found out there was a fly in it! thats disgusting!
   

[nhl367]

oh i get wat ur saying now i made a little error, its fly in my tea not soup  

[P.C.]

Oh....ok.  I'll put my thinking cap on again.

[P.C.]

There was still a fly in it ?

[van_guy]

 P.C. wrote:
There was still a fly in it ?
 she had left he dentures in the first returned cup of tea?