D'oh!- Things YOu Misunderstood

Started by Lil Me, Jan 29 09 09:23

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Lil Me

Jan 29 09 09:23
It took me years before I "got" the joke Moons Over My Hammy from the Denny's menu.  Then...one day...I was nowhere near a Denny's restaurant when it hit me like a sudden bolt of lightning.....Miami!  *chuckles to self*
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  When I was about 10, I got glasses for the first time.  The eye doc always referred to them as "corrective lenses".  So...according to my 10-year-old logic, they were going to "correct" my shoddy eyesight...permanently.  I was so bummed out that I needed to continue wearing glasses for months and years after that, and that my vision never magically returned to 20/20.  Damn corrective lenses weren't working!  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

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Jan 29 09 09:28
I think your 10 year old logic is a more accurate assumption.  We've been duped !!!  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#2
Jan 29 09 09:30
*I guess the moons would be fried eggs ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

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Jan 29 09 09:33
According to Denny's website (I couldn't remember):
 Ham and scrambled egg sandwich with Swiss and American cheese on grilled sourdough. Served with choice of hash browns or grits.
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Lise

#4
Jan 30 09 06:00
Oh plenty but there's so boring. Like dental materials. Solvent for something that damn instructor wanted to clean his glasses when solvent to me dentally means putting something onto the crown. Haha. Isn't that funny? NOT. Told you I have a rather boring life.
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ProjectoR kiDD

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Feb 02 09 08:56
that f*ckface was the moon? ick  
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