LOL - Quotes

Started by TehBorken, Jan 18 09 07:29

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TehBorken

"The LandRover Series 3 rattles on the motorway like a skeleton masturbating in a filing cabinet."

"Once a computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing."  
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

P.C.

More, more.....those are great !
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.