I have been insulted on DV This is outrageous, and of course I will be taking the appropriate steps to see that this gross misuse of my name will not go unredressed.
Just a heads up to the DS mods. Be apprised that some fool may show up here to make light of me. I want you all working overtime to deflect any calumny that may come my way, so govern yourselves accordingly.
Sincerely,
Adamned Oldfraud.