Get some smoked salmon slices (mr costco) and put some philly cream cheese on it. Roll it up and cut in half.
Im with PL and PC. Get some Cheeses from Costco and Stupidstore. Get some jalapeno flavoured cheese for sure, cheddar (aged), mozza, and of course brie and other funny soft cheeses. Chop up, put some pepperoni (two pack from costco for 1299), get some of those cannenburg or canterbury crackers nearby.. then some dip for the crackers as well.
MMMM. Im thinking about my own platter for tonight now.