[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing About Being From Newfoundland[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. Your fingers always smell like fish, for various reasons[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You lived in North Alberta the last 20 years, but you still have a Newfoundland flag tattoo[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. Your premier stood up the the Federal Government, and came out as a hero[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. Although your province is[SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT color=#0000ff size=2] [FONT color=#000000 size=3] nothing but[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN] a big rock, it is considered paradise by locals[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. A trip to Canadian Tire is the highlight of your weekend[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You never miss hockey playoffs, even when it goes to 5 in the morning Newfoundland time because it is not like you are getting up in the morning for a job[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. You lost your accent when you lived in Alberta, but regain it the second Screech touches your mouth[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing About Being From PEI [/FONT][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You have potatoes and...??[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You can drive across the the province in two minutes[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. You wave down a cop to say hi[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates [/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave[/FONT][/SPAN]
[FONT face=Arial][SPAN class=109442319-23062008]6.[/SPAN][SPAN class=109442319-23062008]You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night [/SPAN][/FONT]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter [/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. A night out on the town includes a trip to the mailbox 5 minutes away[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing about Being From Nova Scotia[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You are poor, but not as poor as New Brunswickers[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. Halifax, more bars than jobs[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. Tax is 4000%[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You can drink anyone in Canada under the table...well, except for the Newfies[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. Your economy is fish, fish parts, and/or other fish related products[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. You become offended when a Westerner calls you a Newfie[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. The municipality you live in buys a Zamboni before a bus[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You think Sidney Crosby should replace the Queen on Canadian Money[/FONT][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. You will never successfully get a CFL team, nevermind and NHL team[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing about Being From New Brunswick[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. When naming the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You are officially the poorest place in Canada, now Newfoundland has oil[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. Your town smells like fish and pulp mill[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. [/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][SPAN class=881432315-30062008]You are home to Moosehead Beer [/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing about Being From Quebec[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You have the oldest, nastiest hookers in Canada[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You can be for sovreignity, or against sovreignity in the same day. Depending on the neighbourhood you are in[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. Montreal, more night life than all the rest of Canada put together[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You lost the Expos, but you really don't care[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. Racism is socially acceptable[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. Non-smokers are the minority[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. You have a mass riot when your hockey team wins one round in the playoffs[SPAN][FONT size=2] [/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN class=881432315-30062008] [/SPAN] [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. Everything you earn, is taxed at [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2] [FONT size=3]10[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN]000%[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You barely work, but have enough money to go clubbing every night[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]
[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. [SPAN][FONT color=#0000ff size=2] [FONT color=#000000 size=3]T[SPAN][FONT color=#0000ff size=2][FONT color=#000000 size=3]h[SPAN class=885141421-23062008][FONT color=#0000ff size=2][FONT color=#000000 size=3]e Habs are Gods amongst men![/FONT] [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT] [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT] [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/DIV]
