Great SPAM Titles

[TehBorken]

A recent spam trend is to send emails with (hopefully) interesting and provocative titles...I've gotten a ton lately and some of them are great, lol. Here are a few of my favorites from this morning's crop:

Ican To Shut Down Email Services World Wide
Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher
JFK memoirs reveal illegitimate son
Boy 4, pulls off sister's ear
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack
Police open fire on elderly in Iowa
Snake caught swallowing horse
Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole
Gay Bishop Was A Wrestling Pro
Prominent Male Hooker Forced To Step Down After Sex With Sleazy Evangelist
Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
Mccain And Bush To Dance In Puppet Show
God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina
Kids rob elderly, police open fire
Horse kicks Ralph Lauren in stomach
Pepsi sues Coke for $892mn
Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
Osama sighted on Mars
Hurricane Katrina headed to Northwest
Rat meat found in spaghettis
Giant penis sinks aircraft carrier

 

[purelife]

Since this morning, I have already received 3 spam emails with the subject.  Spam at work really sucks.

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[P.C.]

TB wrote:

  Ican To Shut Down Email Services World Wide
Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher
JFK memoirs reveal illegitimate son
Boy 4, pulls off sister's ear
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack
Police open fire on elderly in Iowa
Snake caught swallowing horse
Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole
Gay Bishop Was A Wrestling Pro
Prominent Male Hooker Forced To Step Down After Sex With Sleazy Evangelist
Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
Mccain And Bush To Dance In Puppet Show
God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina
Kids rob elderly, police open fire
Horse kicks Ralph Lauren in stomach
Pepsi sues Coke for $892mn
Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
Osama sighted on Mars  
Hurricane Katrina headed to Northwest
Rat meat found in spaghettis
[FONT color=#ff0000]Giant penis sinks aircraft carrier[/FONT]

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.....were there any pictures ?   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c028.gif" border=0]

[Gopher]

Whose? And what happened to it? Did it go down?