The Agony Thread

Started by Gopher, Jul 11 08 11:24

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Sportsdude

#15
Jul 13 08 03:07
 I'm in minor Agony at the  moment. I think I made a mistake on my student loan application. I think I'm okay though. Anyway woot! I'll be in debt for years!!!  

Why does every city or region have their own sushi roll? Go to a place in St. Louis, you'll see a "St. Louis roll" on the menu (its got eggs in it as meat apparently).
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#16
Jul 13 08 08:18
Agony. Childbirth. Beat that!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sawdust

#17
Jul 13 08 08:25
Good One!

(I wait patiently for the expected knowlegable reply)
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Sportsdude

#18
Jul 13 08 01:01
The man's equivalent to child birthing, stepping on your catheter while in the hospital.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#19
Jul 13 08 03:41
Describing childbirth:

  a) pull a watermelon from your nostril

b) suddenly that long needle for epidural doesn't look so bad afterall

c) the movie 'alien' keeps playing in your head

d) all of the above and you get to swear at your spouse  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#20
Jul 13 08 03:46
by equivalent I meant in the 'most pain a man can endure at a given moment' didn't mean equal pain.

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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