Wedding Presents for TB

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Lil Me

May 21 08 04:40

 Gore Tex dry suit for the Bride.
 
 
 
 
 And a case of Soap on a Rope.
 Just because everyone should have soap on a rope!
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#1
May 21 08 06:34
hahaha Soap on a rope.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

#2
May 21 08 08:07

 
 And a Snake Bat.
 [h2 style="font-size: 1.3em; margin-top: 16px;"]Product Information[/h2]      [p style="font-size: 1.3em;"]             [/p] Bed Snake Bat.[/p]  An effective birth control device*. [/p]  After years of relentless research it has been discovered that pregnancy is caused by a small venomous snake - the Bed Snake ( snakus williuserectus )[/p]  The bed snake is found throughout the world and its favourite habitat is the bedroom. For much of the time it remains dormant, but it is easily roused from its slumber and it is capable of spitting its venom over a remarkable distance.[/p]   [/p]  * Sold as a NOVELTY and with absolutely no guarantee against pregnancy,  just in case you really believe me.[/p]                   
             Price: £2.99
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

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May 21 08 08:17
Yes....they are closely related to the trouser snake.  [img onclick="selecte('rolleyes.gif');" alt=emoticon src="vny!://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/rolleyes.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#4
Jun 15 08 06:02
They got married!  Time to bump up this thread.
 
 I'll add a bottle of BC's finest bubbly (the only one not made by Andre's House of Wines..)
 
 
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#5
Jun 15 08 10:19
Woooo wedding party time *gets out the beer bong*

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#6
Jun 16 08 05:56
I give him a ball and a chain.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

van_guy

#7
Jun 16 08 09:19
 Lise wrote:
I give him a ball and a chain.

I went to my best friend's stag and one of his mates took a HUGE steel ball (75kg?) and welded a chain and shackle to it.  We locked the shackle and threw the key into a snw bank - keep a spare for the AM.  It was pretty funny - this is the other reason i eloped.

On a more serious note I head back and forth to asia regularly - so if there is anything that you can't get in the US that you are craving let me know I'd be happy to bring it back.  I bring about 8-10kg of Shreddies for my Canadian boss each trip.  He REALLY REALLY likes shreddies.
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

Lise

#8
Jun 17 08 05:49
LOL. That is funny.

  Uhm...... OK, this sounds like I'm silly but what is Shreddies? Is it the cereal you're talking about?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

van_guy

#9
Jun 17 08 04:35
 
Uhm...... OK, this sounds like I'm silly but what is Shreddies? Is it the cereal you're talking about?

yeah - you know freddie and eddie ??

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

#10
Jun 17 08 09:59
On a more serious note I head back and forth to asia regularly - so if there is anything that you can't get in the US that you are craving let me know I'd be happy to bring it back.  I bring about 8-10kg of Shreddies for my Canadian boss each trip.  He REALLY REALLY likes shreddies.

  [FONT size=5]THIS[/FONT] could work out well for me.  It just so happens, I need Shreddies boxes.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

#11
Jun 18 08 10:17
P.C. wrote [div style="font-style: italic;"]THIS could work out well for me.  It just so happens, I need Shreddies boxes. [/div]
PC - are you serious? what do you want shreddies boxes for?  



 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

#12
Jun 19 08 06:07
lol.....I'm sorry Van Guy.....I was being a smart alec....again. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#13
Jun 19 08 08:12
What is Freddie and Eddie?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.
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