Who needs money in Seattle ? lol

Started by Michel, Mar 06 08 10:41

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Michel

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P.C.

Hmmm.....gain money and lose weight plan all in one.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel


Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lil Me

Remember the old joke about $1,000 to mate with ape?
 
 
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Lise

Lil Me wrote:
Remember the old joke about $1,000 to mate with ape?


 

 

 No.... enlighten me.


   


 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper. It reads, "Individual wanted to mate with ape, $1000." The next day a Newfie telephones and agrees to the experiment on three simple conditions. The scientists are all ears.
   "First," says the man, "my wife must never know. Second, the children must have    a religious upbringing and third, if I can pay in installments, I'm definitely    interested."
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Michel