LOL, translation

Started by TehBorken, Mar 02 08 06:22

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TehBorken

 As some of you may have heard, Microsoft is trying to buy Yahoo. Problem is, Yahoo doesn't want to be bought, at least not by Microsoft.  Jerry Yang is the current CEO of Yahoo. Mike McCue was a co-founder of Yahoo.

Mike McCue founded another company called 'Tellme'. A while back, Microsoft bought 'Tellme' from Mike McCue for $800 million dollars.

Mike McCue hasn't spoken to past-partner Jerry Yang since the Microsoft takeover bid for Yahoo, but he wanted to let his old partner know that being acquired by Microsoft isn't such a terrible proposition.

Translation: Brain slug infected man tells non-brain slug infected man not to worry about brain slug infection.  

(For $800 million I'd say nice things about Microsoft too. I'd let them rape my dog and burn down my house. Hell, for $800 million dollars I'd let them rape me.)
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

TB, I think you let anyone rape you for like $1.00............
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