Who Wants to be a Mascot?

Started by Lil Me, Jan 08 08 09:35

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Lil Me

VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) - If you're about six feet tall and can act like a friendly Sasquatch, you could qualify to be an Olympic mascot. Vancouver 2010 is looking to hire full-time staff to wear the Sumi, Miga or Quatchi outfits.
 
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"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

Let's nominate SD.

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

hmmm sasquatch shouldn't be the same height as everyone. Where do I sign up?  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

Yep, I second the notion of nominating SD, though he may be over qualified. :)))

Gopher

I'll third it (if necessary).
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lil Me

"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Gopher

That's it, SD - you're elected.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude

sweet!
you guys are too funny.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

You can show us your appreciation by sending us some of the money you'll make.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

purelife

Yes, I second that Gophie.  That and pictures.  Hopefully, a female over 6 feet will accompany you, SD.

Sportsdude

a lady sasquatch lol  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

yes, she could be pretty deadly too.  i bet she'd know kung fu.

Gopher

Yell if there really is a sasquatch, it must have had a mother.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude

but what if its the only one left? then it doesn't have a mother.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

I'm sure it's not the only one left - I hate to think of anything being entirely alone in the world.
A fool's paradise is better than none.