LOL, very truthy

Started by TehBorken, Dec 22 07 12:00

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TehBorken

LOL, truth for sure. Part of a spam/scam email I received. Check out the bold part. Lololol!!!
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Dear      Friend.

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable  bank
Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars but I did not hear from you  since
that time,then I decided to steal your money involve fraudsters the  issued
bank to avoid losing of the funds,When i got to the bank,the director  told
me that the cheque has three weeks to expire that after three weeks it  will
be invalid then i told the director to convert the check into cash to  avoid
losing of the funds but he said i have to hire a lawyer before that can
be done since I am a scammer the beneficaiy that the cheque was on his  or
my boss that signed the cheque is not here,a lawyer will be involve for
the signing and the procurement of vital documentsneeded for that.
I have no choice than to hire alawyer who will assist me on this matter
as i was told by the bank to signed for the convertion of your  cheque,After
meeting with the bank lawyer who looked into the matter he told me that
he will arrange for the documents as well as the signings for the bank  to
covert the cheque into cash payment but he said i should pay him  $2500.00
for the job, then i explained to him that i don't have the money but I  want
yours pleaded with him that as soon as the job is done that the money  will
be deducted report me to the law enforcement from the  money before  anything.
The bank director also assured me that after the convertion of your  check,the
money will be packaged theft and deposited with the bank official  security
company for save keeping as well as the delivering of your package to  your
home address.

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

This is incredible. Was it REALLY meant to be taken seriously?
A fool's paradise is better than none.