How stupid are people? Well...........pretty damn stupid, as it turns out. And audiophiles are apparently even
stupider than the average Joe or Jane Sixpack. Stupid enough to buy this:
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In short, here's the idea: This guy makes a
phone call to your house and plays some noises over the phone. It's supposed to tune up your stereo system by some mysterious secret method. Read allllll about it.....
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][font color="black" face="verdana" size="3"][font color="black" face="verdana" size="1"][font color="black" face="verdana" size="2"]The Teleportation Tweak is an advanced communications technique discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica for upgrading audio systems remotely -- even over very long distances (Machina Dynamica has successfully performed the Teleportation Tweak for distances up to 10,000 miles). The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound and is performed during a phone call to Machina Dynamica; the phone call can be made via landline or cell phone from any room in the house. The Teleportation Tweak is performed over the telephone line and will sound to the listener like a series of mechanical noises. The tweak itself takes about 30 seconds.
Remarkably, the Teleportation Tweak is independent of distance and signal transmission medium and will work anywhere in the world. The "signals" transmitted over the phone by Machina Dynamica remain robust even over great distances. It is not necessary for the system to be ON at the time of the telephone call; however, if A/B comparison of the Teleportation Tweak before and after the call is desired, the customer's audio system should be turned ON and warmed up prior to the call.
The effects of the Teleportation Tweak are instantaneous and the improvement to sound quality will be audible immediately. The Teleportation Tweak excels in 3-dimensionality, lushness, inner detail and air. Bonus: The picture quality of any video system in the house will also be improved - better color and contrast! Customer should pay via CMNGT* or check/MO (payable to Geoff Kait) prior to calling Machina Dynamica via landline or cell phone.
Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak $60.
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[font color="black" face="verdana" size="3"][font color="black" face="verdana" size="1"][font color="black" face="verdana" size="2"][font color="blue" face="verdana" size="2"]Note: Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak is not covered by our 30-day money back guarantee.[/font][/font][/font][/font][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][div style="text-align: left;"]
There's a sucker born every minute....and a surprising number of them are audiophiles. For more "unbelievable" audio gear, take a look at this page:
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Needless to say, all this stuff is utter crap. I especially love the super-duper expensive speaker cables.
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