Boys Vs Girls

[Sportsdude]

 purelife wrote:
Oh, and girls are generally better with money (ie saving) than boys.
 
Can you drive a stick, PC?

LOL who spends all the money again?

Girls can't multi task, they try and get really stressed out and then I have to help them.

 

[P.C.]

rofl

  Ummm......umm

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[purelife]

Girls can't multi task, they try and get really stressed out and then I have to help them.
  Uh, do you think for a moment that these girls are doing it on PURPOSE so that they can get some manly attention?  Y'know, make the guy feel important and boost up his ego?  I think that I've "acted" dumb and stressed out so that the guy can "help" me.  

[Lise]

Boys cannot multi-task. Just ask any male dentists. They're so inept when you're not around. They're really good at focusing on a single task but do a few more and they loose track. I'm not kidding.

  However, having said that, I do prefer the boys to so MANY MANY wonderous things in the bedroom.

[Sportsdude]

women in general can't handle stress. They get stress out over everything and the simplest mundane things.

[P.C.]

And yet it's men who are in the greater percentage of stress related heart attacks and strokes.

  These types of topics are always jamb packed with gross generalizations.....ROFL  

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Women are opportunistic scheming tarts who provide reward by opening their legs.

Still doesn't mean they can drive........if they could they would win a grand prix.

Since they cannot read a street directory driving is no good for em.

Put em in the kitchen with a mattress strapped to their backs is the only place for them.

[Lise]

Sportsdude wrote:
women in general can't handle stress. They get stress out over everything and the simplest mundane things. [/DIV]
     Well, SD... I like to see you handle the STRESS of giving birth!! If a man could give birth, he'd be reduced to a bubbling weak mass.

[49er]

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[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face="Arial Narrow" size=3][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"]Just thought you'd like to know this difference between boys vs girls.[/SPAN][/FONT][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"][/SPAN]

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[P.C.]

Hahahahaaa 49er.  That IS remarkable  

[Lil Me]

What a cock and bull story.  

[49er]

 [DIV class=MsoNormal][FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3][SPAN]Here are more differences of Boys vs Girls[/SPAN][/FONT]

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[DIV class=MsoNormal][FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3][SPAN]1. THINGY (thing-ee)  n.
Girl . . . Any part under a car's  hood.
Boy . . . The strap fastener on a  girl's bra.  

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)  adj
Girl . . . Fully opening up one's  self emotionally to another
Boy . . . Playing football without  a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION  (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Girl . . . The open sharing of thoughts  and feelings with one's partner.
Boy . . . Leaving a note before  taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)  n.
Girl . . . A desire to get married and raise a  family.
Boy  . . Trying not to hit on  other girls while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT  (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Girl . . . A good movie, concert, play or  book.
Boy . . . Anything that can be done while drinking  beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n.
Girl . . .An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Boy . .  .  A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)  n.
Girl . . . The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Boy . . . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do  it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht  kon-trohl) n.
Girl . . . A device  for changing from one TV channel to another.
Boy . . . A device for scanning through all 375 channels  every 5 minutes.

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He said . . . I don't know why you  wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear  pants don't you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping  positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by  the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and  fart!

He said . . .  What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the  mirror!

He said . . .  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said  . . . We don't know; it has never  happened.

She said . . .  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-  looking?
He said . . . They already have  boyfriends.

He said . . .  What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . . . A widow.

He said . . .  Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . .  Single women come home, see what's  in the fridge and go to bed.  Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/SPAN][/FONT]