Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex

Started by TehBorken, Aug 20 07 05:14

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TehBorken

Aug 20 07 05:14
Talk about an undignified death. The last line is what does it for me: "She had a love of exotic pets".
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

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The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 150 kilograms - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Gregory said.

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Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Gregory said.  

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Lise

#1
Aug 20 07 09:11
OMG. Talk about bizzare behavior. Note to self: don't ever get a camel for a pet.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

#2
Aug 20 07 09:44
Bizarre behaviour !!!  Who GIVES a camel for a 60th birthday present.  What ever happened to a string of pearls ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

#3
Aug 20 07 11:08
I wonder why the camel found her so irrestitible.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lil Me

#4
Aug 20 07 11:19
Maybe the woman wore tights shorts in the front, so there was visible CAMEL TOE  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

#5
Aug 20 07 11:21
lol! good one lil me.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

#6
Aug 20 07 11:23
Lil Me wrote:
Maybe the woman wore tights shorts in the front, so there was visible CAMEL TOE  
 
That my friend, earned you a blessing!   You're all about your poutine, aren'tcha? ;)

Vivek Golikeri

#7
Aug 26 07 12:57
Ye gads! I used to think "f--- a duck!" was a funny expression. Now a camel attempts to "do it" with a human female?!

49er

#8
Aug 28 07 05:03
Speaking of old ladies and camels........

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