Sex toy robber jailed for five years

Started by Sportsdude, Aug 20 07 12:43

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Sportsdude

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A robber who held up a British betting shop with his girlfriend's sex toy was jailed for five years on Monday. Nicki Jex, 27, concealed his partner's "Rampant Rabbit" vibrator in a plastic bag during the raid on a Ladbrokes shop in Leicester, east central England, on December 27 last year.[/p] The city's crown court was told that he pointed the sex aid at a cashier and forced her to hand over more than 600 pounds (883 euros, 1,118 dollars) in cash.[/p] Jex, who lives in the city, pleaded guilty to robbery, which was captured on the shop's closed circuit television cameras.[/p] Sentencing him, Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."[/p][a href="vny!://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/070820/oddities/britain_court_robbery"]vny!://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/070820/oddities/britain_court_robbery[/a][/p][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]well they do look like guns if you think about it although the give away would be if you accidentally turned the vibrator on. lol
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Lil Me

If you look evil enough, I'm sure you can threaten someone with a sex toy.  Remember Zed in Pulp Fiction?  "Bring out the gimp!"  
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Lise

Nah... it's more like, "stick em up or the vibrator gets it". (OH WOW! DOUBLE PUN!!!) *drumroll*
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P.C.

Doesn't sound terribly threatening....*said in 50's gangster movie voice*  "Give me all your money....or the broad gets it"  

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Sportsdude

lol! except somebody would respond I don't know where that thing's been.  
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ripper

If they don't know where that thing's been. they have more problems than the robber. If she a hot chick, i'll gladly volunteer to show her where it's been and where it's gonna be.