Smoking Kills, lol

Started by TehBorken, Jul 31 07 09:26

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TehBorken

From News Of The Weird:

[font face="VERDANA, HELVETICA" size="2"]Smoking Kills: David Pawlik called the fire department in Cleburne, Texas, in July to ask if the "blue flames" he and his wife were seeing every time she lit a cigarette were dangerous, and an inspector said he would be right over and for Mrs. Pawlik not to light another cigarette. However, anxious about the imminent inspection, she lit up and was killed in the subsequent explosion. (The home was all-electric, but there had been a natural gas leak underneath the yard.) [Fort Worth Star Telegram, 7-11-07][/font]
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

LOL. That IS funny!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Hobbit

It's not funny for [FONT face=Verdana size=2]Mrs. Pawlik [/FONT]
-Hobbit
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Sportsdude

well she went instantly, though.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

Yeah, out like a light and with a bang. Who could ask for anything more?.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lil Me

Who...could...ask...for...anything.....MOOOORRRRE?
 *jazz hands*
   
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