[a class="title" href="http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/07/smarty-cats/" style="text-decoration: none;" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Smarty Cats"]Smarty Cats[/a] [div class="cite"]Monday March 07th 2005, 5:17 pm
Filed under: [a href="http://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/category/dogs-cats/" title="View all posts in Dogs & Cats" rel="category tag"]Dogs & Cats[/a][/div] Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Employee.[/p] To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."[/p] T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.[/p] Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.[/p] But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."[/p] Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.[/p] Everyone agreed that was good.[/p] But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."[/p] Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.[/p] Everyone agreed that was good.[/p] Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"[/p] The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."[/p] Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.[/p]
