Free vibrator on Craigslist!!!

[Lil Me]

 [h2]Free Dildo - no joke - seems like higher tech model -works[/h2]   Reply to: [a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Free%20%20Dildo%20%20-%20%20no%20%20joke%20-%20seems%20%20like%20%20higher%20%20tech%20%20model%20%20-works"][email protected][/a]
 Date:  2007-07-26, 5:55PM PDT
 
 
 I some how aquired a dildo. my friend was  moving and he put it in a box of stuff that he gave me(nice guy). I never used  it but did turn it on to see how these things operate. It seems to work and can  see how a female can get some enjoyement out of this. This is not a joke and it  is free. Assuming someone would clean it before using it it is as good as new. I  would give it to a girl I know but that would be a little awkward. If there's no  taker's I'll throw it out in the morning. Not to worry I won't tell the world  about this. Anyways e-mail me with your phone number and I call you as soon as I  get it.    [table summary="craigslist hosted images"][tbody] [tr] [td align="center"]
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[GORDY GAMBINO]

Lil Me wrote
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[Lise]

OMG. Eeeeowwww. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole!!! No, make that 10,000 foot pole!

[purelife]

I wonder if a good splash of hydrogen peroxide and V8 would kill the germs.

[P.C.]

There are some things you just don't buy second hand.  You gotta wonder about someone who might answer such an ad. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d040.gif" border=0]

[purelife]

Uhm, Lil Me, what were YOU doing in the porno section of Craiglist, young lady?  

[Lil Me]

uhm.  Reading.
 
 (actually, it was in the FREE section)
   

[P.C.]

The ONLY way that would still work, is to offer $30 to go with it.

[Lazy O]

Run it throught the dishwasher on high cycle a couple of times and their yah go good as new...
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[Lil Me]

Well, the dildo is no longer listed on Craigslist, so hopefully it's been donated to a good owner.  Perhaps there's a really broke, desperate woman who is happier now!  

[Hobbit]

Lil Me, are you sad that someone snatched up such a fine offer before you? Or was it that you didn't want a used one and you're going to continue looking for a brand-new sealed one on Craigslist?

[Lise]

Hobbit, can I buy one for you?

[Lil Me]

 Hobbit wrote:
Lil Me, are you sad that someone snatched up..
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 I'm LOLing at your choice of words.
 
 
 

[Hobbit]

Lise wrote:
Hobbit, can I buy one for you?

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 I'd let you buy one for me, only problem is I don't trust you, you might get me a free used one off Craigslist.