anyone here into pretentious girls?

[kept man]

I have one and she owns me and cares for me. She opened up a special account for me.  

[purelife]

Is your account in pounds?    

[Lil Me]

Those who get paid in pounds have large bulges in their pants.  Or so the story goes.  

[purelife]

Yes.  I've heard of that too, Lil Me....

You know what they say.  With big bulges comes great responsibility.

So, kept man, does your women put you on a leash 24/7 or do you get a break once in a while?