I was looking up at my monitor reading your post, Proj, and at the same time trying to fiddle with a muffin on my desk.
The muffin was waaaay too crumbly, which I hate just fyi, and I dumped part of it off the desk onto my carpet.
When the muffin chunk hit the carpet it basically exploded into a hundred sticky little crumbs which are going to be stepped on now and ground into the carpet, which is going to suck.
What do you think it means?