Severus Snape kills Dumbledore
Severus Snape is in love with Harrys mom Lily (who must be some sort of milf)
Madeye Mooody
Lupin
Tonks
Dobbie the House elf
Hedwig the owl
Harry marries Ginny they root like rabbits and she pumps out 3 kids
James
Albus Severus(named after the bloke who was last seen chockas up Harrys mom)
Lily
Then Harry takes a big chainsaw and in a psychotic mood kills everyone and every thing before chopping his own nerd head off ha ha i made that last bit up