MP3 linked Vibrator

Started by Lil Me, Jul 13 07 12:29

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Lil Me

This is hilarious!  And innovative...
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 OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 5 1/2" long (insertable) and 1 1/8" in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory! Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body truly "come" together. The range and intensity of the vibrations are endless, creating a dynamically sensational experience never felt before! [/p]
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Hobbit

Lil Me are you hinting about what you'd like to receive for a birthday present?

P.C.

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start - fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Lil Me wants anything that vibrates. On second thought, how about a vibrating hobbit for myself?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

wyk

Lil Me wrote:
This is hilarious!  And innovative...
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   Not hilarious at all, but definitely innovative!  The iBod is totally awesome, brilliant, fantastic, and yet another way men are replaceable (no worries about STDs, pregnancy, or being dumped/duped)!

  Just a thought here, considering the medical community warned people not to use iPods during lightning storms, does that also apply to iBods?

Hobbit

Are you sure you can handle a vibrating hobbit? Comes with a warning label:

 Warning: Dangerous if used incorrectly. May cause addiction. May cause marital break-down if husband discovers use of this product.

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 Lise wrote:


 Lil Me wants anything that vibrates. On second thought, how about a vibrating hobbit for myself?
 
-Hobbit
Make everyday a day worth living

Lise

Really? If you look like your avatar, Hobbit, you can be my wee vibrator any time. Please remember to paste Mr. Pitt's image on your face before coming to me.

  I've a weak spot for mortal gods......
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Hobbit

Why paste Mr Pitt's face on when my own is so much more handsome.  As for mortal gods... you may believe that a Hobbit vibrator is an immortal. :)

 

 Lise wrote:


 Really? If you look like your avatar, Hobbit, you can be my wee vibrator any time. Please remember to paste Mr. Pitt's image on your face before coming to me.

  I've a weak spot for mortal gods......
 
-Hobbit
Make everyday a day worth living