Help end the Iraq War NOW!!!1

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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?[/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Aight.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.[/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN]Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard[/SPAN][SPAN] hat[/SPAN][SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"].[/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Oh, I like to play dress up. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Me too baby. [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]I kiss you softly on your chest.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.[/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Hey...[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.[/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Funny I still don't see it. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.[/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of [?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /][st1:place w:st="on"][st1:PlaceName w:st="on"]Robot[/st1:PlaceName] [st1:PlaceName w:st="on"]Sotgwpdt[/st1:PlaceName] [st1:PlaceType w:st="on"]Republics[/st1:PlaceType][/st1:place]. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Baby? [/SPAN]

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bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.[/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. [/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]haha, ok lets go. [/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]i put my hand through [st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]ur[/st1:place][/st1:City] hair, and kiss u on the neck. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.[/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]haha, ok, u know that turns me on. [/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]i start unbuttoning [st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]ur[/st1:place][/st1:City] shirt.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.[/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]No, [st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]ur[/st1:place][/st1:City] not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.[/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]stop, cmon be serious. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.[/SPAN]

j_gurli3: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]thats it.[/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. [/SPAN]

bloodninja: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Goddam am I hard now.[/SPAN]

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BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Ok, are you ready? [/SPAN]

eminemBNJA: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Aight, yeah I'm ready. [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]I like your music Em... Tee hee. [/SPAN]

eminemBNJA: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.[/SPAN]

eminemBNJA: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.. [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. [/SPAN]

eminemBNJA: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Oh **** [/SPAN]

BritneySpears14: [SPAN style="COLOR: #f000f0"]I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. [/SPAN]

eminemBNJA: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]Oh **** [/SPAN]

eminemBNJA: [SPAN style="COLOR: #00f0f0"]damn I gotta write down your names or something[/SPAN]
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Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

|ProjectoR|

any panties.... p pirate.
lets go with teh milk?

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.