One word answers

[purelife]

Using only one word answer the following questions.  If it's too long, you could do some.  And you're allowed to ask questions too.
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?


2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?


3. Your hair?


4. Work?


5. Your father?


6. Your favorite thing?


7. Your dream last night?


8. Your favorite drink?


9. Your dream car?


10. The room you're in?


11. Your ex?


12. Your fear?


13. What do you want to be in 10 years?


14. What you're not good at?


15. Muffin?


16. One of your wish list items?


17. Where you grew up?


18. The last thing you did?

19. What are you wearing?


20. What aren't you wearing?


21. Your pet?


22. Your computer?


23. Your life?


24. Your mood?


25. Missing?


26. What are you thinking about right now?


27. Your car/truck?


28. Your summer?


29. Your relationship status?


30. Your favorite color?


31. When is the last time you laughed?


32. Last time you cried?


33. School?


34. Dinner?


35. Piercings?


36. Tattoos?


37. What are your plans for this Saturday?


38. Biggest regret?


39. Pastime?


40. Where have you always wanted to go?


41. Food?


42. Breakfast?


43. Books you read as a kid?


44. Show you watched as a kid?


45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be?

 

[P.C.]

OK...before I start, I need to know what the question......'Muffin?'  means. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

[Lil Me]

 1. Where is your cell phone?
Bag.

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Away.

3. Your hair?
Longer.

4. Work?
Piling.

5. Your father?
Sedentary.

6. Your favorite thing?
Coffee.

7. Your dream last night?
Sleepy.

8. Your favorite drink?
Caesar.

9. Your dream car?
Porsche.

10. The room you're in?
Messy.

11. Your ex?
Idiot.

12. Your fear?
Birds.

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Peaceful.

14. What you're not good at?
Crafts.

15. Muffin?
Yummy.

16. One of your wish list items?
Wallet.

17. Where you grew up?
Vancouver.

18. The last thing you did?
Dishes.
 
19. What are you wearing?
Shorts.

20. What aren't you wearing?
Shoes.

21. Your pet?
Bear.

22. Your computer?
Old.

23. Your life?
Good.

24. Your mood?
Middling.

25. Missing?
Memory.

26. What are you thinking about right now?
Bathroom.

27. Your car/truck?
Dirty.

28. Your summer?
Soon.

29. Your relationship status?
Married.

30. Your favorite color?
Black.

31. When is the last time you laughed?
Friday.

32. Last time you cried?
April.

33. School?
Ending.

34. Dinner?
Dunno.

35. Piercings?
Ears.

36. Tattoos?
Chicken.

37. What are your plans for this Saturday?
Lots.

38. Biggest regret?
Quitting.

39. Pastime?
Reading.

40. Where have you always wanted to go?
Hawaii.

41. Food?
Yes.

42. Breakfast?
Coffee.

43. Books you read as a kid?
Often.

44. Show you watched as a kid?
Some.

45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be?
Princess.
 
 

[kitten]

purelife wrote:
Using only one word answer the following questions.  If it's too long, you could do some.  And you're allowed to ask questions too.
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? None

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Burnaby

3. Your hair?   Blonde

4. Work? Caregiver

5. Your father?  Dead


6. Your favorite thing? Cats


7. Your dream last night? None


8. Your favorite drink? Coffee


9. Your dream car? Corvette


10. The room you're in? Bedroom


11. Your ex? Dead


12. Your fear? Snakes


13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Alive


14. What you're not good at? Typing


15. Muffin? No


16. One of your wish list items? Money


17. Where you grew up? East


18. The last thing you did? Post

19. What are you wearing? Clothes


20. What aren't you wearing? Makeup


21. Your pet? Cat


22. Your computer? Yes


23. Your life? Good


24. Your mood? Good


25. Missing? Lunch


26. What are you thinking about right now? Questionnaire


27. Your car/truck? Taurus


28. Your summer? Wet


29. Your relationship status? Single


30. Your favorite color? Red


31. When is the last time you laughed? Morning


32. Last time you cried? May


33. School? Yes


34. Dinner? (Shrug)


35. Piercings? Ears


36. Tattoos? No


37. What are your plans for this Saturday? None


38. Biggest regret? Nothing


39. Pastime? Books


40. Where have you always wanted to go? England


41. Food? Usually


42. Breakfast? Sometimes


43. Books you read as a kid? Sci-fi


44. Show you watched as a kid? None


45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be? Spa

 
Not so hard after all!

   

[Michel]

LOL SAME QUESTION HERE !!!

  Here, in answer to the question what do you wear, according to this machine I do wear those :

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[purelife]

 it's asking either what kind of muffin or how you'd describe a muffin...  

[Lise]

1. Where is your cell phone? There

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Gone


3. Your hair? Head


4. Work? Sucky?


5. Your father? Australia

6. Your favorite thing? Eating


7. Your dream last night? Blank


8. Your favorite drink? Refrigerator

9. Your dream car? LEXUS


10. The room you're in? Square


11. Your ex? Idiot


12. Your fear? Justified


13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Happier


14. What you're not good at? Nagging


15. Muffin? Qui


16. One of your wish list items? Rich


17. Where you grew up? Malaysia


18. The last thing you did? Snore

19. What are you wearing? Clothes


20. What aren't you wearing? Tampon


21. Your pet? Alive


22. Your computer? Virus-free


23. Your life? Breathing


24. Your mood? Flippant


25. Missing? Money


26. What are you thinking about right now? Why?


27. Your car/truck? Car-ish


28. Your summer? Here?


29. Your relationship status? Married


30. Your favorite color? Anything


31. When is the last time you laughed? Now


32. Last time you cried? Now


33. School? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ


34. Dinner? *sighing*


35. Piercings? *snicker*


36. Tattoos? *laughs*


37. What are your plans for this Saturday? sex


38. Biggest regret? this!!


39. Pastime? vibrator


40. Where have you always wanted to go? moon


41. Food? YES!!!


42. Breakfast? stomach


43. Books you read as a kid? Sexual-ish

44. Show you watched as a kid? Censor-ish

45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be smiling

[purelife]

 1. Where is your cell phone?
bag

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
home

3. Your hair?
short

4. Work?
away

5. Your father?
distant

6. Your favorite thing?
pictures

7. Your dream last night?
awful

8. Your favorite drink?
fruity

9. Your dream car?
mercedes

10. The room you're in?
quiet

11. Your ex?
a**hole

12. Your fear?
heights

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
happier

14. What you're not good at?
singing

15. Muffin?
chocolate

16. One of your wish list items?
money

17. Where you grew up?
vancouver

18. The last thing you did?
drove

19. What are you wearing?
shirt

20. What aren't you wearing?
sweats

21. Your pet?
none

22. Your computer?
on

23. Your life?
interesting

24. Your mood?
tired

25. Missing?
car

26. What are you thinking about right now?
laundry

27. Your car/truck?
shop

28. Your summer?
starting

29. Your relationship status?
fiance

30. Your favorite color?
pink

31. When is the last time you laughed?
yesterday

32. Last time you cried?
hardly

33. School?
SFU

34. Dinner?
fridge

35. Piercings?
ear

36. Tattoos?
none

37. What are your plans for this Saturday?
undecided

38. Biggest regret?
ex

39. Pastime?
relaxing

40. Where have you always wanted to go?
waterfalls

41. Food?
curry

42. Breakfast?
oatmeal

43. Books you read as a kid?
lots

44. Show you watched as a kid?
cartoons

45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be?
sleep  

[Schadenfreude]

Some things I get out of this questionnaire is......

  Lise is a Malaysian nympho.

  A few think their ex is an idiot.

  No one wants a 4X4.

[Orik]

 1. Where is your cell phone?
Counter

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
none

3. Your hair?
floor

4. Work?
boring

5. Your father?
unknown

6. Your favorite thing?
pepper

7. Your dream last night?
none

8. Your favorite drink?
Ceaser

9. Your dream car?
Rolls

10. The room you're in?
parlor


11. Your ex?
Charlie

12. Your fear?
Agoraphobia

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Deceased

14. What you're not good at?
Spelling

15. Muffin?
Bran

16. One of your wish list items?
Camera

17. Where you grew up?
Hell

18. The last thing you did?
Showered

19. What are you wearing?
Eyeglasses


20. What aren't you wearing?
Everything

21. Your pet?
Cat


22. Your computer?
Gateway

23. Your life?
Shit

24. Your mood?
Fowl

25. Missing?
Posting

26. What are you thinking about right now?
Censorship

27. Your car/truck?
None

28. Your summer?
arid

29. Your relationship status?
Single

30. Your favorite color?
Oxblood

31. When is the last time you laughed?
Friday

32. Last time you cried?
February

33. School?
Fun

34. Dinner?
Hungry

35. Piercings?
Two

36. Tattoos?
One

37. What are your plans for this Saturday?
Work

38. Biggest regret?
Sherrie

39. Pastime?
Bowling

40. Where have you always wanted to go?
Russia

41. Food?
Empty

42. Breakfast?
None

43. Books you read as a kid?
Beano

44. Show you watched as a kid?
Smurfs

45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be?
Forgiveness
   

[Sportsdude]

1. Where is your cell phone?
desk

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
what?

3. Your hair?
Brown

4. Work?
carrier

5. Your father?
tall

6. Your favorite thing?
sleeping

7. Your dream last night?
fun

8. Your favorite drink?
diet

9. Your dream car?
metro

10. The room you're in?
messy

11. Your ex?
crazy

12. Your fear?
success

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
planner

14. What you're not good at?
short

15. Muffin?
man

16. One of your wish list items?
citizenship

17. Where you grew up?
sprawl

18. The last thing you did?
spa
19. What are you wearing?
trunks

20. What aren't you wearing?
shirt

21. Your pet?
sleeps

22. Your computer?
laptop

23. Your life?
potential

24. Your mood?
happy

25. Missing?
girlfriend

26. What are you thinking about right now?
quiz

27. Your car/truck?
hatch

28. Your summer?
long

29. Your relationship status?
single

30. Your favorite color?
black

31. When is the last time you laughed?
now

32. Last time you cried?
week

33. School?
yeah

34. Dinner?
now

35. Piercings?
nope

36. Tattoos?
never

37. What are your plans for this Saturday?
swim

38. Biggest regret?
school

39. Pastime?
talking

40. Where have you always wanted to go?
Europe

41. Food?
any

42. Breakfast?
yes

43. Books you read as a kid?
Time

44. Show you watched as a kid?
PBS

45. If you could be/do/have *something/someone* for a day what would it be?
President/PM
 
 

[purelife]

That was really really fun and nice to read.  Thanks for filling them out guys. ))  Blesses to all.  

[Russ]

1 - 45. Goats

[P.C.]

Ahh....the Readers Digest version.  Good call Russ.

[Schadenfreude]

Russ wrote:
1 - 45. Goats

  Your ex is a goat? Are you done with goats and moved on to other animals?