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49er

#1
Mar 13 06 06:36
Damn...It will be a lot easier if we paint some hair around it!

Alumni

#2
Mar 13 06 06:58
Surrey 2010 Olympics    
"People Who Don't Make a Commitment to Me Don't Get My Time" - Annonymous CEO

Witch

#3
Mar 13 06 10:43
Arkansas Militia Terrorists practice suicide bombing techniques using the dreaded but highly ineffectual ITPB (Improvised Toilet Plunger Bomb)

P.C.

#4
Mar 13 06 10:46
Does this count for our final grade ???  Who knew the course on plumbing was so technical.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

49er

#5
Mar 13 06 11:20
Johnny...how are you going to make me a grandma if you keep missing the hole!

kitten

#6
Mar 13 06 11:26
Pole vaulting for people who are afraid of heights.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#7
Mar 13 06 11:37
This isn't exactly a caption for the picture, but a comment on the 'game'.  I wonder if it would be more interesting to reverse the 'plunger holders' and ...ummmm...the receptacle holders.  No ???  For heavens sake....these guys should already have experience at this....let's turn the tables.  Switch props.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

sabotage

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Mar 13 06 11:45
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sabotage

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Mar 13 06 11:46
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TehBorken

#10
Mar 14 06 06:50
Another lame attempt at sabotage, by a lamer named sabotage!  lololol

"sabotage" is teh lozer!  lolol
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

P.C.

#11
Mar 14 06 07:45
Really....message DOH !!!!!   Pretty much sums it up.  LOL
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#12
Mar 14 06 07:52
I'm so glad you're on the ball, TehBorken.  When I clicked on this page last night I was worried that I might have "caught" a virus.  As long as you are in control, I know I can just sit back and relax.  Thank you so much.[/DIV]
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

TehBorken

#13
Mar 14 06 08:22
kitten wrote:
When I clicked on this page last night I was worried that I might have "caught" a virus.  

It was a pretty lame attempt. They tried to paste the post form from DV into the post form here. Didn't work, lol.


As long as you are in control, I know I can just sit back and relax.  

I've tried telling this to my dates but I haven't gotten any of them to buy into it yet.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kitten

#14
Mar 14 06 08:37
TehBorken wrote:


[SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]As long as you are in control, I know I can just sit back and relax.  [/SPAN][BR style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]
Show them my testimonial and they will fall into your arms.  
 
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.
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