Fixing Toilet Question

Started by Lise, May 24 07 08:10

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49er

Asian chick asking for penetrating oil at HD will be another laugh for the guys in the HD break room

P.C.

rofl

  Can't be nearly as bad as when I asked hubby to pick up a product from the craft store for me.  You use it to stiffen fabric.....and you guessed it.....it's called Stiffy.

  So when he came home empty handed I asked if they were out.  He said 'No....I couldn't find it'.  So I said, well couldn't you ask for it?  He said...'Uh no.....if you think I was going to ask for a large bottle of Stiffy, in a store full of women....you're nuts!'   Point taken.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Gawd. You've a nasty dirty mind there, Mr. 49er! *wags fingers*

  Haven't gone to HD yet. Maybe this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

GORDY GAMBINO a1

Word of warning!!!!For any other jobs don't use the WD40 where the Ky is meant to go or you will suffer the consequences!!! The upside is at least the toilet seat is fixed.

Lil Me

I LOL'd at Crappy Tire yesterday in the camping section.
 
 Coleman brand PUMP LUBRICANT in a tube.
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

GORDY GAMBINO a1

^Just what PC needs to carry in her handbag. You never know when you gonna need it.

P.C.

You'ld be surprised what I carry in my purse, Gordy.  There are times when it can put a mans' well equipped tool box to shame.  I have a hammer that is 6 tools in one.......lol.   It's a sad day when I get hammers for my birthday......whatever happened to perfume.  (I DO like my hammer though.....it has matching pliers that I will probably get for my anniversary....hahahahahaaaa)

  [img style="WIDTH: 163px; HEIGHT: 148px" height=255 src="vny!://www.hobbytool.com/ProductImages/hammers/flower%20hammer.jpg" width=246]However......I don't carry any pump lubricator.....rofl  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

GORDY GAMBINO a1

Hammers are good at close range.

Being an American you probably carry a gun also.

Neither are any good for fixing toilets though.

P.C.

This is true.  And I'm not American. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

GORDY GAMBINO a1

I carry a 12 guage with Lupra shot. If your in close id rather have the hammer providing it was assembled. Good invention though.

What sort of shooter do you carry in your mit?

GORDY GAMBINO a1

P.C. wrote:
 This is true.  And I'm not American. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0][/DIV]
 Neither am i ! Canadian?

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

GORDY GAMBINO a1

Not that theres anything wrong with that!!!

P.C.

lol....exactly !!!  My sentiments for sure.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

OMG. I did go to HD and asked around. The guy thought I was crazy. Which begs the question.... what do you call a woman carrying a hacksaw and a lube asking ridiculous questions?

  I put them back....

  ..... walked away and decided..... it was best to leave it in the hands of professionals.

    Heh. Thanks for all the advice tho. Love ya all to bits.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

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