rofl
Can't be nearly as bad as when I asked hubby to pick up a product from the craft store for me. You use it to stiffen fabric.....and you guessed it.....it's called Stiffy.
So when he came home empty handed I asked if they were out. He said 'No....I couldn't find it'. So I said, well couldn't you ask for it? He said...'Uh no.....if you think I was going to ask for a large bottle of Stiffy, in a store full of women....you're nuts!' Point taken.