You may have heard that he might be on the phone records of the DC Madam from the '90's. Here's a good quote that sums him up:
"Via my pal Susan, some perspective on the rumors that Dick Cheney was on the list of clients of the DC Madam.
[a href="vny!://wonkette.com/"]Wonkette[/a] explained why its staffers were "underwhelmed
by this rumor." ... "Because even if it's a fact,
which it probably is, there's no way it would have any
impact on Cheney's 'career,'" Wonkette continued.
"This is a draft-dodging half-human war criminal with
a pregnant lesbian daughter who tells senators to f*ck
themselves and shoots his own friends in the face.
Ordering an outcall hooker is positively innocent
compared to the well-known things Cheney does every
day."