Sexy Lil Secrets

Started by purelife, May 15 07 10:17

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Schadenfreude

P.C. wrote:
 WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!  Schadey.....you sexy hunk of man flesh.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/sportlich/a035.gif" border=0]

      ....a LOT of flesh.

  I'm big everywhere, baby!
 
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Schadenfreude

If you visited DV last week and weekend, women should bleach their anuses to be sexy.
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Queer Eye

[FONT color=#ff00ff]One of my "secrets" is maxing this out to put the ladies in the mood:[/FONT]

  [A href="vny!://www.biorelief.com/images/popup/dm_male_measurement_guide.pdf"]vny!://www.biorelief.com/images/popup/dm_male_measurement_guide.pdf[/A]

  [FONT color=#ff00ff]P.S.  Ladies, if you feel that your relationship is going nowhere and you're going to end it soon, use the above to embarrass your man before dumping him![/FONT]  

Lil Me

"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Schadenfreude

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"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."