Names for Purelife's Rowing Team

Started by Lil Me, Apr 26 07 02:33

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Queer Eye

[FONT color=#ff00ff]Are you kidding me?  "Corporate Whore" is an actual term:[/FONT]

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  [FONT color=#ff00ff]It's a good pun if you spell it "whoar" since it's a rowing event.  All the guys (i.e. most her superiors at work) will love it![/FONT]  

Lil Me

I think the visual word pun works better if spelled "Oars".
 Gophie, back me up on this one.
   
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Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lil Me

thanx, Gophie.
 *high five*
   
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P.C.

After much pondering, I have come up with nothing.  I'm usually very good at these things, but I'm just not gettin much.

  Warri-oars ?  (warriors)

Wee Foar ?    
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Sportsdude

I still like Corporate Oars.
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purelife

What about Ethical Whoars?  Doesn't that sound better Queer Eye?  

Queer Eye

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 [FONT color=#ff00ff]As long as the word "whoars" appears, then I (and, more importantly, your male superiors), will be happy.  They'll find it endearing, although your female colleagues won't like it once they see all the male attention heading your way.[/FONT]

 [FONT color=#ff00ff]Make sure your crew wears some tight, white T-shirts.  I wouldn't want you girls to get nasty sunburns.  The shirts have to be tight in order to reduce drag.  It's a matter of aerodynamics.  Needless to say, you won't get as sweaty if you all splash each other until you are soaked.  Try not to catch any crabs (pardon the pun)![/FONT]

 [FONT color=#ff00ff]Good luck![/FONT]

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kitten

How about "Four-ward Ladies"?
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purelife

Q-Eye, you crack me up.

  Oh, these are the top two picks:  4-ce of Nature and Chicks with Sticks.  I hope we get Chicks with Sticks.  

  And no QE, we're not Chicks with Benefits, mmmm,kay?!

Teehee

the I'm Obsessed With Mikers  

purelife

Uhm, I think you meant the "Chicks who can kick Mike's as* with a Stick" team, right?

purelife

Blesses to Lil Me who came up with our Team's Winning Name!  Chicks with Sticks!  Now, we hope that no other team has registered that name!  

  Yayyyy!!  *throws confetti*

  Thanks Lil Me and everyone else for all your help.  It was fun! :)))

Lil Me

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kitten

That's a great name for the team.  Very original.
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