Jack Valenti, former MPAA head, dead at 85
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Welcome to Hell, Jack, your room is ready!
Jack Valenti is the dick who told Congress that "the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone."
He also said that, "If you buy a DVD you have a copy. If you want a backup copy you buy another one."
Yeah, *&$^! you, Jack. Like I said, "Welcome To Hell, and enjoy your stay!"