Overheard in Vancouver

[Frogrik]

standing in a vancity bank.. one day i overheard..

  Girl, oh man its good to see you again...

guy, yeah it has been awhile... give us a hug..

girl. jumps on guy wraps legs around him...

guy... hmmm you feel as good as ever...

girl ... lol i missed you...

guy... hmmm mmm

girl so i moved to...... island

guy so is it nice

girl yeah its great..

guy. i should visit..

girl so did you have sypphilis then

guy... well the test...

  and i was at the teller and to far away to overhear the rest...    

[Gopher]

Overheard elsewhere.

  Woman 1. My husband's got cancer. I blame it on his smoking.

  Woman 2. There's probably nothing wrong with cigarettes because our dog had cancer last year and SHE didn't smoke.  

[Russ]

Yer avatar has no hat gopher.. everything ok?

  Although it DOES have an afro.

[Gopher]

Yes, I just thought I'd show everyone that beneath my avatars' hats was a fullsome head of hair.  

[Devil]

Russ wrote:
how is this a diss against vancouver? Everyone knows half the people in Vancouver including langara at any given time are from the places around vancouver.. the lower mainland.



Theres people like this everywhere

 
 Oh, I was just joking. Just the title "things overheard" etc. I was just ready to defend my old stomping grounds. LOL!

[Russ]

lol... ok just checking!

  So, whats the pic from? For some reason it looks quite familiar?  

[Gopher]

Russ wrote:
 lol... ok just checking!

  So, whats the pic from? For some reason it looks quite familiar?   ....

 Struwwelpeter


 

[Russ]

Gopher wrote:

 Struwwelpeter


 
 Ok.. then again maybe not. lol

      Hey Devil.. busy today?

[Devil]

pretty busy. you?

[Russ]

yeah.. busy with last minute stuf and attempting to start packing

[purelife]

This took place yesterday on teh skytrain:

  Young girl on the cell phone:  "Oh my god, did she really fcuk his brains out?"

*pause* *pause*

"Did I tell you that I was into her?"

  Then, I left for my stop!  drats!    

[Devil]

Overheard in Vancouver (a couple years ago):

  Devil: I sure wish I could meet a gal like purelife.

  purelife: I sure wish I could meet someone who is not like the Devil.

[pitbullca.bc]

today at work..
Guy 1- Hi  ___. How ya doin?
Guy 2- hey ______ doin good.
Guy 1-  did you hear about _____ _______?
Guy 2- No?  What happened?
Guy 1-  _____ passed away.
Guy 2-  Oh!  No...when was that?
Guy 1-  this afternoon..................

[weird al]

Ok this was Calgary, not Vancouver, but it's a classic:

  "Why did he kick him down the stairs?"

  "...well, he stabbed him with a hot-knife, so..."

[P.C.]

......sometimes I just feel like I'm from another planet.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]

  What does this mean ?