Some valuable information that I thought I should share.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.
coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo
of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So just remember this:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of sh*t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm
doing it as a public service