Faith-Based Bullshit

Started by TehBorken, Mar 12 06 07:15

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TehBorken

This Presidential order calls for Homeland Security faith-based initiatives....like the country wasn't f*cked up enough already, now we have official "faith-based" programs? What happened to "separation of church and state"?  What's next- a Presidential order that specifies all "non-believers" be put to death?
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US Presidential Order (13397) orders the Department of Homeland Security to "expand opportunities for faith-based and other community organizations and to strengthen their capacity to better meet America's social and community needs". First and foremost DHS is tasked with creating a "Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives". This center is supposed to be in effect no less than 45 days from the issuance of the Presidential Order. Here's a snip from the order:

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9 March 2006

[Federal Register: March 9, 2006 (Volume 71, Number 46)]
[Presidential Documents]              
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Part IV

The President

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Executive Order 13397--Responsibilities of the Department of Homeland
Security With Respect to Faith-Based and Community Initiatives


                        Presidential Documents
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Title 3--
The President

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                Executive Order 13397 of March 7, 2006

 
                Responsibilities of the Department of Homeland
                Security With Respect to Faith-Based and Community
                Initiatives

                By the authority vested in me as President by the
                Constitution and the laws of the United States of
                America, and in order to help the Federal Government
                coordinate a national effort to expand opportunities
                for faith-based and other community organizations and
                to strengthen their capacity to better meet America's
                social and community needs, it is hereby ordered as
                follows:

                Section 1. Establishment of a Center for Faith-Based
                and Community Initiatives at the Department of Homeland
                Security.

                    (a) The Secretary of Homeland Security (Secretary)
                shall establish within the Department of Homeland
                Security (Department) a Center for Faith-Based and
                Community Initiatives (Center).
                    (b) The Center shall be supervised by a Director
                appointed by Secretary. The Secretary shall consult
                with the Director of the White House Office of Faith-
                Based and Community Initiatives (WHOFBCI Director)
                prior to making such appointment.
                    (c) The Department shall provide the Center with
                appropriate staff, administrative support, and other
                resources to meet its responsibilities under this
                order.
                    (d) The Center shall begin operations no later than
                45 days from the date of this order.

                Sec. 2. Purpose of Center. The purpose of the Center
                shall be to coordinate agency efforts to eliminate
                regulatory, contracting, and other programmatic
                obstacles to the participation of faith-based and other
                community organizations in the provision of social and
                community services.

                Sec. 3. Responsibilities of the Center for Faith-Based
                and Community Initiatives. In carrying out the purpose
                set forth in section 2 of this order, the Center shall:

                    (a) conduct, in coordination with the WHOFBCI
                Director, a department-wide audit to identify all
                existing barriers to the participation of faith-based
                and other community organizations in the delivery of
                social and community services by the Department,
                including but not limited to regulations, rules,
                orders, procurement, and other internal policies and
                practices, and outreach activities that unlawfully
                discriminate against, or otherwise discourage or
                disadvantage the participation of faith-based and other
                community organizations in Federal programs;
                    (b) coordinate a comprehensive departmental effort
                to incorporate faith-based and other community
                organizations in Department programs and initiatives to
                the greatest extent possible;
                    (c) propose initiatives to remove barriers
                identified pursuant to section 3(a) of this order,
                including but not limited to reform of regulations,
                procurement, and other internal policies and practices,
                and outreach activities;
                    (d) propose the development of innovative pilot and
                demonstration programs to increase the participation of
                faith-based and other community organizations in
                Federal as well as State and local initiatives; and

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                    (e) develop and coordinate Departmental outreach
                efforts to disseminate information more effectively to
                faith-based and other community organizations with
                respect to programming changes, contracting
                opportunities, and other agency initiatives, including
                but not limited to Web and Internet resources.

                Sec. 4. Reporting Requirements.

                    (a) Report. Not later than 180 days from the date
                of this order and annually thereafter, the Center shall
                prepare and submit a report to the WHOFBCI Director.
                    (b) Contents. The report shall include a
                description of the Department's efforts in carrying out
                its responsibilities under this order, including but
                not limited to:

(i) a comprehensive analysis of the barriers to the full participation of
faith-based and other community organizations in the delivery of social and
community services identified pursuant to section 3(a) of this order and
the proposed strategies to eliminate those barriers; and

(ii) a summary of the technical assistance and other information that will
be available to faith-based and other community organizations regarding the
program activities of the agency and the preparation of applications or
proposals for grants, cooperative agreements, contracts, and procurement.

                    (c) Performance Indicators. The first report shall
                include annual performance indicators and measurable
                objectives for Departmental action. Each report filed
                thereafter shall measure the Department's performance
                against the objectives set forth in the initial report.

                Sec. 5. Responsibilities of the Secretary. The
                Secretary shall:

                    (a) designate an employee within the department to
                serve as the liaison and point of contact with the
                WHOFBCI Director; and
                    (b) cooperate with the WHOFBCI Director and provide
                such information, support, and assistance to the
                WHOFBCI Director as requested to implement this order.

                Sec. 6. General Provisions. (a) This order shall be
                implemented subject to the availability of
                appropriations and to the extent permitted by law.

                    (b) This order is not intended to, and does not,
                create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural,
                enforceable at law or in equity by a party against the
                United States, its agencies, or entities, its officers,
                employees, or agents, or any other person.

                    (Presidential Sig.)B

                THE WHITE HOUSE,

                     March 7, 2006.

[FR Doc. 06-2362
Filed 3-8-06; 11:05 am]

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

weird al

I've sifted through all the verbiage, and it seems to boil down to: "Pray we don't have another Katrina, and God help you if we do."

kitten

It isn't specified which faith-based programs should be promoted.  Therefore, all efforts to increase programs to further the communities of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be encouraged, with sufficient government grants to boost their development in all ways possible.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]"Therefore, all efforts to increase programs to further the communitiesof the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be encouraged, with sufficientgovernment grants to boost their development in all ways possible."[/span]

LOL!

I'm in!      
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.