Laziest Thing You've Ever Done

Started by Lil Me, Apr 19 07 07:17

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49er

#30
Apr 22 07 09:14
I usually eat shrimps/prawns in their shells because I am too lazy to deshell them

Orik

#31
Apr 23 07 06:06
i was to tired,to drunk & to lazy ... to go and get sick in the bathroom so i just opened the bedroom window and vomited out it into the flower bed below...  needless to say cleaning the vomit off the side of the building was a tedious chore the next day... all down the side,
it was stuck on like glue all three story's.


 
Never give up Never surrender Fight with ur last breath Fight 2 live & Fight 2 survive. Never say never & never say die. There comes a time when all will die A time we transcend & attain our place afterlife. My Fight is not yet done, I'm tired & I'd like to go home, But I'm not ready to go just yet.

TehBorken

#32
Apr 23 07 06:46
 I once asked someone to go to my dental appointment for me. What can I say, I was really busy at the time.
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Isis

#33
Apr 23 07 01:33
Almost the same as another poster here....

  Mum called out for dinner, I in turned phoned from my cell phone to get her to bring it too me because I didn't want to leave the couch or tv.  After dropping dinner off, I called back for a glass of milk.
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

P.C.

#34
Apr 23 07 02:29
We had pizza delivered to the hot-tub once.  We are pathetic. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#35
Apr 23 07 02:33
I've had many lazy moments. For some reason when these lazy moments happen something is thrown at me. lol  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

forumla1

#36
Apr 23 07 03:52
Once, I had a coconut fall on my head and was knocked out  i was too lazy to get back up afterwards even when my parents were hounding me.  i pretned to play dead for a while... yeah, meso lazy.

Lil Me

#37
Apr 28 07 12:11
Quite proud of myself for figuring out this shortcut today:
 
 I sprayed the rubber slush mats with tire degreaser and rinsed with the sprayer instead of scrubbing, like I usually do.  Worked like a charm.
 
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sawdust

#38
Apr 28 07 01:14
Lol. That belongs in a clever thread, not a lazy thread!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/f045.gif" border=0]
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Lil Me

#39
Apr 28 07 01:34
and for that, Mr Sawdust plays the crash cymbals?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#40
Apr 28 07 01:43
I think he's too lazy to clap. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sawdust

#41
Apr 28 07 02:43
I uh, thought it was clapping. Try this
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Lil Me

#42
Apr 28 07 05:05
 Sawdust wrote:
I uh, thought it was clapping.
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 Must be them big hands of yours, Mr Saw. :)
 
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

kitten

#43
Apr 29 07 09:42
Two feather beds on top of the mattress.  I DON'T want to get up in the morning.  Pure luxury.  Also set up coffee the night before on the timer so that it is ready when the alarm rings.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Lil Me

#44
Apr 29 07 10:18
oh that sounds nice, kitten.  Care to open a B&B at your place?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein
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