I am game a-z

[Gopher]

I am happily unashamed to say that I would turn away nobody at all who was willing to do my cleaning for me on an entirely voluntary basis.  

[purelife]

I am intelligent enough to figure out Russ's methods for cooking and cleaning.

[Van]

I am just kidding, I have tons of housework I could do...

[purelife]

I am kissing anyone who would do my housework including cooking.

[Russ]

I am lying when I say I HAVE to do housework.. But considering lots and lots of starfishie's family is coming over, the SHOULD comes into it. With Starfishie standing behind me with a big club.

[Van]

I am mopping purelife's floor...

EDIT: ...and cooking her a full course salmon dinner....

[Gopher]

I am nibbling her arachnids.

[purelife]

I am opposing to arach...what?

[Van]

I am pretty sure I need more coffee now!

[P.C.]

I am quietly muttering hypehenated words under my breath at being stuck with the Q.

[Russ]

I am rushed to think of a reply because my 'q' was taken by the lovely PC, which I discovered when I got a red notice.

    I am quite sure I know what type of coffee Van is drinking.

[P.C.]

I am SSSSO sorry Master Russ.  I hate the red letters.

[purelife]

I am totally amazed at how suddenly the City of Downtown Vancouver is looking extremely dark and gloomy... Looks like it's gonna downpour!

[Van]

I am utterly sick of hearing about how the Canucks are sucking. Please let them move to Portland!!

[purelife]

I am vacationing in Van's van.  

  (hey, do I get more bonus brownie points?)