I am game a-z

[kitten]

I am hoping that you have a copy of the alphabet at hand.

[Gopher]

I am illiterate

[kitten]

I am joking with you.  You have your own alphabet.

[Gopher]

I am kidding, I'm not at all illiterate - and I'm also grateful that you sometimes make use of my alphabet, it's a great compliment indeed!

[kitten]

I am learning how to emulate you.  It is the sincerest form of flattery.  

[Gopher]

I am making a note of your most courteous comment  

[kitten]

I am nourishing my mind with your intelligent comments.

[Gopher]

I am overawed by your slavish attention

[kitten]

I am petrified that I might offend you.

[Gopher]

I am quixotically amused by your ingenuity

[kitten]

I am relying on your kindness.

[Gopher]

I am simpering to your magnaminity

[kitten]

I am truthfully delighted by your reaction.

[P.C.]

I am unbelievably pleased at how this alphabet is going.

[kitten]

I am very happy to report that there has only been one error.