Stoopid Lawsuits

Started by TehBorken, Apr 05 07 09:32

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TehBorken

 [blockquote]A Montana man has sued media giant Viacom, saying [a href="vny!://www.power-of-attorneys.com/stupid_lawsuit_detail.asp?stupid_ID=167" title="power-of-attorneys.com"]the MTV show "Jackass" plagiarized his name[/a], infringed on the trademark and copyright of his name and defamed his good character. The plaintiff's name is Jack Ass.[/div] [/blockquote] [blockquote][div]An inmate in a Virginia penitentiary has [a href="vny!://www.assetprotectioncorp.com/stupidlawsuits.html" title="assetprotectioncorp.com"]filed a lawsuit against himself[/a], claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested.[/div] [/blockquote] [blockquote][div]When fans of eating can no longer trust their cheese-covered puffs boiled in oil to be healthy, it's more than sad. It's your ticket to millions. Meredith Berkman claims the secret fat caused her [a href="vny!://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?articleid=21817&pagename=article" title="thewavemag.com"]"weight gain, mental anguish, outrage, and indignation."[/a]
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Isn't America the land of lawsuits?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

On a related note I turned on the tv to Cnn Headline news and they had this Arizona trucker on.

He legally changed his name to Ynot Bubba. He said "everyone has called me bubba growing up, so Ynot Bubba?"  LOL
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

I can imagine the girl in bed yelling, "OH GAWD! OH GAWD! Take me now, YnotBubba!!!"
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

ROTFL!!!

  Well his partner would never have to ask him a question.  She could just say his name, since its in the form of a question.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."