Scary Lawyer For Hire

Started by TehBorken, Mar 27 07 04:00

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TehBorken

 I'd hire him. He looks like he'd snarl at the other lawyer, then leap over the table, and tear out opposing counsel's jugular vein with his teeth.
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[a href="vny!://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp"]Michael K. Brandow[/a][/big][/big]
[span class="profiletext"]Chicago, Illinois
[/span][table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0"][tbody][tr][td colspan="2"][span class="profiletext"]Associate, since              2004
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[/td][/tr][tr][td valign="top"][span class="profilecommtexthdr"]phone [/span][/td][td class="profilecommtext"](309) 862-4924
[/td][/tr][tr][td valign="top"][span class="profilecommtexthdr"]fax [/span][/td][td class="profilecommtext"](312) 425-0110
[/td][/tr][tr][td valign="top"][span class="profilecommtexthdr"]email [/span][/td][td class="profilecommtext"][font face="Arial" size="2"][a href="mailto:[email protected]"][email protected][/a]
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[span class="profiletext"][!--Insert NarrativeText Here--][em]Practice Focus[/em][/p] Michael K. Brandow is an experienced trial lawyer with more than 16 years experience in Illinois Workers' Compensation and employer liability matters.[/p] Mr. Brandow is an associate in the firm of Brady, Connolly & Masuda, P.C. which specializes in the defense of Illinois employers in workers' compensation and civil related matters.[/p] Mr. Brandow has substantial workers' compensation experience having practiced before the Illinois Workers' Compensation Commission and Illinois Circuit and Appellate Courts. He has further practiced before the U.S. District Court, Northern District of Illinois, Central District of Illinois and Southern District of Illinois.[/p] Mr. Brandow has tried multiple cases before the Illinois Workers' Compensation Commission and has also successfully prosecuted cases through and including the Circuit and Appellate Courts of Illinois.[/p][/span]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

pitbullca.bc

better pic I think

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Sportsdude

his numbers don't add up.
312 area code is Central Chicago
309 is Peoria which is a long long ways from Chicago...
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

ripper

What's with those eyes and that so called smile. Either his shorts are too tight or he is severely constipated.

Lil Me

or he's a relative of Rodney Dangerfield  
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