If you could talk to Britney Spears..........

Lise · Mar 16 07 02:33

.................... what would you say?

I think I would say, "Honestly. Get your life together, if not for you, then for your children. No one wants to see a slutty mother."

Either that or.....

"Please, for the love of the goddess, WEAR YOUR DAMN UNDERWEAR in public."

Sportsdude · Mar 16 07 02:36

well considering she is bi-polar, cocain addict, alcoholic, threat to society, thinks people are out to kill her.

The first thing I'd do is take her kids away. Move her to a mental hospital. (she's already tried to kill herself a few times).

She's an atomic bomb at the moment.

Sparkleface · Mar 16 07 03:06

I think I would just shake my head at her and walk away. I would not evan be caught talking to her.

She is way passed messed up, I can't stand people like her. So many singers today are getting by not by their voice but just their looks or who they know alone. They don't write their own music, they don't write their own lyrics, they don't evan present their own personality. They just sing what other people write for them and shake their ass....I don't see the talent. Ashly simpson can't evan sing, all she did was get a contract because of her sister. It's sad because all these non talented people are getting rich of this and then you have really talented people (my brother) that write their own music, play their own music, write their own lyrics, mix the cd themselfs and just these really talented people, and they are getting passed by now adays for these less talented robots. Blah

Devil · Mar 16 07 03:08

I would say,

"So sorry society has to make your life front page of the supermarket tabloids."

I can't judge her, cause I don't know the truth.

GORDY GAMBINO · Mar 16 07 07:05

IS SAY 'GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WOMAN'. HERE WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD LIE DOWN.........AUSSIE STYLE.....THEN SHE WOULD FORGET ABOUT KILLING HERSELF.

pitbullca.bc · Mar 16 07 07:31

LMAO^^ yeah GORDY...LOL..I am sure she'd be down with that! LOL...
say...pssst..hey britney.....c'mere....I got a secret for you.....lay OFF all the junk...and you might remember your panties once in a while!

GORDY GAMBINO · Mar 16 07 07:52

NO PANTIES REQD. SO AT LEAST THE DUMB BROAD DONT HAVE THAT PRESSURE. SEE IM SO GOOD TO MY WOMEN!!!!!!!

pitbullca.bc · Mar 16 07 08:00

LOL...anything for you to get past the panties eh gordy!?

GORDY GAMBINO · Mar 16 07 08:11

THATS THE NAME OF THE GAME!!! IF I GOTTA ILL SHOW SOME CLASS AND CHEW EM OFF!!!

pitbullca.bc · Mar 16 07 08:22

LOL...why not just pop in a piece of bubble gum...probably would taste better than Brits mouldy undies!

Adam_Fulford · Mar 16 07 08:55

Lise wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"].................... what would you say?[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] "Please, for the love of the goddess, WEAR YOUR DAMN UNDERWEAR in public."

I would say, "Could I have your autograph? Please sign it, ahem, right here."

GORDY GAMBINO · Mar 16 07 09:16

^^ HA HA SO WOULD I (LIES ON GROUND) HEY PB IF THE SKANK DON'T GET TO WEAR EM OFTEN HOW WOULD THEY BE MOULDY? YOUR NOT SUGGESTING SHE ONLY GOT ONE PAIR? ANYWAY THERES NO NEED FOR EM!!!

pitbullca.bc · Mar 17 07 04:29

suggesting that they are mouldy from sittin in her drawer AAAALLLL the time.

Lil Me · Mar 17 07 06:37

I would probably just listen. I think she's a very lonely person who needs a listening ear.

purelife · Mar 17 07 07:49

I agree with Lil Me. I would offer a shoulder to cry on and my ears. I'd give her a hug.

I don't know her, so I couldn't agree or disagree with what tabloids say about her. She does look like she's messed up, but who isn't?

I honestly don't believe that she's trashy at heart.