15 year old girl wants a baby, NOW

[Sportsdude]

true purelife but this is not that girl.


 

[Lil Me]

  purelife wrote:
 This is all hypothetically speaking.
 --
 Because we all know that you're hiding a 15 year old pregnant daughter and you're about to be a grandmother.
 
   

 

[purelife]

I know Sportsdude that it wasn't about the girl.  I didn't watch the video.  I was speaking in general.  I was responding to your title of topic.  

[purelife]

Lil Me wrote:
  purelife wrote:
 [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]This is all hypothetically speaking. [/SPAN]
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Because we all know that you're hiding a 15 year old pregnant daughter and you're about to be a grandmother.


 

 That's right.  Aren't I lucky?

 

 ADD:  Oh, and I'm pregnant too.
   

   
 
   

[Sportsdude]

I know pl, I know what your talking about  

[Sportsdude]

you are?  

[purelife]

You do?  How'd you know that I'm about to be a grandma and pregnant at the same time?    

[Lil Me]

And the father is really your brother, who is also your uncle.  Named Bob.  Bob's your uncle.  

[Sportsdude]

 didn't know your pregnant but you can't possibly be a grandmother yet.    

[purelife]

That's right Lil Me.  Bob's my cousin and next door neighboor too. He's the millionnaire next door.    Aren't I triple lucky?  I get to collect child support payments all year long!    

[Sportsdude]

gosh I'm slow.  




 

[purelife]

Relax SD.  Tenkani isn't the father.  tee hee..

[Sportsdude]

phew.

 

[Lil Me]

I thought your were pregnant with twins...from different fathers.  

[purelife]

ssssshhh...ok, it looks like we have to clear some confusion up.  Lil Me has got it kinda messed up.  Let's keep this simple.

  Ok, tenkani isn't the father.  (DNA test proved this.)

But, tenkani is my long lost uncle.  (DNA test proved this)

Lil Me is the surrogate mummy with my other twin. (We signed documents)

I'm pregnant with one of the twins. (Lawyer said it was "ok")