Knock, knock

Started by Gopher, Mar 06 07 11:34

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Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

pitbullca.bc

no no...that one is supposed to start with bananna

Devil

who's there?

  Boo.

pitbullca.bc

orange you glad that I didn't say bananna?  

TehBorken

   Gopher wrote:
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "Bill Clinton"?!
   
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

TehBorken

 pitbullca.bc wrote:
orange you glad that I didn't say bananna?

Cheater!!!!  lol
 
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

Devil


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orange you glad that I didn't say bananna?

Cheater!!!!  lol


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 SORRY! LOL...didn't start it right though! LOL

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     Gopher wrote:
Cheater who?

You know, [a href="vny!://www.newenglandancestors.org/education/articles/research/special_guests/member_staff/scots_for_sale_the_fate_of_the_scottish_prisoners_659_511.asp"]John Cheater[/a], the husband of Alce, who was suspected of adultery with Daniell Gunn in 1654. I thought everyone knew that.

[font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"]John and Sara exile "Daniell Gunn" also faced discipline for consorting with another man's wife.  In 1654, the General Court of Massachusetts heard evidence against "Daniel Gun, a Scotsman," suspected of adultery with "Alce, the wife of John Cheater, of Newbery."  While Daniel was found not guilty, the court nonetheless concluded that he was "worthy of punishment, & doe therefore order him to be whipt, when he is capable of it...."  The reason for the delayed whipping, apparently, was Daniel's illness, for which "there is some hope of his cure."  Alce Cheater, "in regard of her unchaste behavior, is adjudged to be admonished, & to stand tyed to the whipping post one hower, & be discharged, that she may repayre to her husband."[a href="vny!://www.newenglandancestors.org/education/articles/research/special_guests/member_staff/scots_for_sale_the_fate_of_the_scottish_prisoners_659_511.asp#fn25"][/a] [/font][p class="Normal"][font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"]Whether Daniel ever received his whipping is not known.  A few months later, he died of the "French disease," and prisonkeeper George Munings was reimbursed ten shillings per week for the Scotsman's care.[/font][/p]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Devil

ok..so far it went

  knock knock..

who's there?

boo.

  *waiting so I can finish this sad joke*

Devil

ok, well, I have to get back to f*cking work so it goes

  "Boo"...

  Then "Boo Who?"

  "Don't Cry, it's only a joke!" Bwuauauauahahahhahahahaha!

  .................................*tumbleweeds blow across monitor*

The Penitent

As the hour grows late, be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter turn to mourning, and your joy to heaviness, for the Great Whale doth rise slowly to the surface and His hunger cannot be allayed but with the flesh of mankind.  

P.C.

Knocketh Knocketh
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

Who beith there?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

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